Skatetown USA is absolutely the most crazy, corny, silly disco film I have ever been exposed to. The cast of Skatetown USA includes every odd character that was popular in the late seventies. It seems like a bunch of producers got together and decided because the seventies were at an end that it fell on them to make a time capsule film that 1000 years from now people could look back on and say, "Wow, people from the seventies were insane!" Skatetown USA has never been released on video but has been shown on T.V. once or twice. I have a very crummy copy on tape. Dorothy's role in Skatetown USA was spread throughout the films length. She was trying to order a pizza from a moronic fast food vendor. While she impatiently waits in line a seventy year old vaudeville stand-up comic hobbles over and hammers her continuously with his antiquated one-liners. Skatetown USA was Patrick Swazy's debut! Skatetown USA also featured a young Scott Baio and Marsha from the Brady Bunch. You have got to see it at least once!
